Snooki Plays Hookey

It wasn’t quite a day on the Jersey Shore, yet Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi somehow made the best of the situation (get it?) when she barnstormed the Lava dance club at Verona’s Turning Stone Resort and Casino on Nov. 28 for some post-Turkey Day celebrating. Born on Nov. 23, 1987, in Chile, the poofy Snookster celebrated her birthday for the second time that week with some cake and did lots of hanging out with plenty of her female fans, many of them dolled up in dressed-to-impress décolletagespilling evening wear. If the nutmeg-tanned goddess wants to return and soak up some summertime rays at nearby Sylvan Beach, we’ll happily bring the Coppertone and a Utica Club six-pack.